13:25  * sootraven chuckles
13:25 < sootraven> I need to use the ibm jvm on the oracle jvm when merged into the old sun jvm
13:26 < sootraven> wrapped in an appserver
13:26 < sootraven> which is wrapped by an appserver
13:26 < sootraven> in a virtual instance of rhel
13:26 < sootraven> running CentOS
13:26 < sootraven> and managed by windows
13:26 < sootraven> wguinness: can you set up active directory for me?
13:27 < wguinness> .....
13:27 < wguinness> good thing I have a good sense of humor, people have been executed for less types of insolence
13:30 < wguinness> it worked before (lieing) this is URGENT
13:30 < wguinness> my team leader said so
13:30 < sootraven> I need to run a jms instance so I can watch hulu via java messages
13:30 < sootraven> in production
13:30 < sootraven> for the business
13:33 < wguinness> sootraven: you just don't understand, you don't have an MBA.  go ahead and do the change kk?
13:34  * wguinness continues to not read email
13:34  * wguinness reads a whitepaper
13:35  * wguinness makes rash, uninformed broad-ranging technical decision based on whitepaper
13:35  * wguinness continues to not read email
13:37 < wguinness> <worker01> the company in question is actually a known scam corporation based in Indonesia, I do not think running their software is a good idea
13:37 < wguinness> <manager02> *continues to not read email
13:38 < wguinness> <manager03> hey manager02, you got promoted to sr. manager
13:38 < sootraven> <business01> *downloads software and runs*
13:38 < wguinness> <manager02> I did? sweet.  where did you see that
13:38 < wguinness> <manager03> it was in an email
13:39 < sootraven> <sales1234> I'M ON A HELICOPTER!!!
13:39 < wguinness> <sales123456> I rented another helicopter because sales1234 took shotgun on the last one
13:39 < wguinness> <salesmanager05> approved
13:40 < wguinness> <worker01> help
13:40 < wguinness> <worker01> *has a heartattack
13:40 < sootraven> <manager09> *eating veil* 'we' need to cut back mmMm on the spending *cough* mmMMMmm
13:40 < wguinness> <manager05> worker01 is receiving only $50 bonus this quarter, I do not like his responsiveness recently
13:44 < wguinness> <manager667> I am placing worker01 and worker02 on rotationg 24hr call schedules
13:44 < wguinness> <manager995656> great idea, except worker01 is in teh hospital
13:44 < wguinness> <manager99345345345345>  nonsense, he's faking it
13:44 < wguinness> <manager03> continues to not read email
13:44 < sootraven> <manager09> *drinking a champaign milkshake* no, the janitor found him passed out in a trash bin.
13:46 < wguinness> <manager02> wooo i got a promotion
13:46 < wguinness> <manager03> how, you are already sr. manager
13:46 < sootraven> <manager09> what are you called now?
13:47 < wguinness> <manager02> apparently im a sr. sr. manager
13:47 < wguinness> <manager0454> oh yeah, they just keep adding "sr" in front of it and doubling teh salary, its pretty awesome
13:47 < wguinness> <manager0454> I'm up to 8 "sr." now
13:47 < sootraven> <manager344> wait till you hit "sr. golden boy"
13:48 < sootraven> <manager344> you are given children as a bonus
13:48 < wguinness> <worker03> we have an issue with the field ManagerTitleBigInt() we now have exceeded the number of allowed fields of 265
13:48 < wguinness> <manager03> ping worker03, there is an issue with the system regarding my promotino
13:48 < sootraven> <manager09> Manager03 ... don't worry ....
13:49 < sootraven> <manager09> I've already outsourced the problem!!
13:49 < wguinness> <manager03> I should have way more sr. in there WHAT IS WRONG??
13:49 < sootraven> <outsourced012> s,s fjfs nska olfg3 asddasads 32+1 :-) :-) :-)
13:50 < sootraven> <outsourced012> sorry, first time on a "key board"
13:50 < sootraven> <outsourced012> the problem is the BigInt isn't big enough, you should use Really Big Int. I just thought of it cause Really means more.
13:50 < wguinness> <manager04> we've gotten rid of worker03, although supposedly on his 14th heartattack he was unresponsive for 5minutes while I pinged him about my sr. sr. sr. sr. .. promotion in the system
13:51 < wguinness> <worker01> help
13:52 < sootraven> <worker03> there is no such thing as Really Big Int ...
13:52 < sootraven> <outsourced012> worker03 is blocking us!!!!!!!!
14:01 < sadmac> ....the internet must remember this day
14:01 < sootraven> :-)
14:02 < sadmac> bash.org? anyone got the log in easy copypasta format?